Wednesday, February 13, 2013

I'm transported inside of a house. I'm introduced to a young woman who's sitting at a table. She looks astonishing. Although maybe not in the astonishment that you might be thinking of. She's blonde... Not just blonde though, she is white blonde. All over. White blonde eyebrows, white blonde hair, and extremely pale skin.  With a naughty bright pink shirt and an even naughtier attitude to her. The shirt simply says "Who Needs TITS?" Not to mention that haircut, it almost looks like someone buzzed the front half of her hair and left a mullet for kicks. Now I've met who she is with. There are two men and a woman. I guess you could call them a family. They are all white and blonde as can be. The woman is plump. She's wearing a shirt that says, "Worlds Best Mom!" The younger man has a yellow tank top on with lots of tattoos covering his body. The older man is lighting a cigarette.

The mother hands out food as the younger man says "Mmm! This looks delicious mom!" They aren't speaking my native tongue. The son asks his mother if they have anything to drink. The mother then tells the girl, who I now know is Yolandi, to get him something from the fridge. Finally, Yolandi's tit shirt makes sense. The front says, "Who Needs TITS?" while the back says, "With an Ass like THIS?" With an arrow pointing down to her ass, which has a winking face on the left butt cheek. Yolandi asks her brother what he wants to drink, and he simply says "Redbull." She brings it to the table and he chugs the energy drink and then throws it in a corner of the room. They then join hands to pray before dinner and Yolandi leads. She says she is thankful for the food, their sold out concerts overseas, her new and nice clothes, her magazine cover, and their pitbull, Satan. Her brother gives her eyes that could possibly shoot lasers out of them halfway through the prayer. After the prayer is over, Yolandi asks if JP can come over to show her his new motorcycle. Her brother then freaks out and says "I don't want that scumbag motherfucker hanging around my little sister. I don't want any of these scaly motherfuckers from this hood getting fresh with my little sister! They've just got one thing on their minds! You hear me? One thing!" Yolandi then replies with a roll of her eyes and a "whateva."

This is a depiction of the opening scene but I suggest you watch the entire video, along with every other music video they have.

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